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Wednesday 26 December 2012

The Wrong Thing To Do


Due to my recent absence from work I had kind of lost the muse lately and couldn’t really think of a subject that appealed to me and I had nothing I felt that I really needed to get out of my system. Therefore I had no rants about Christmas commerciality to publish or the new religion of shopping to appease the gods of retail, no observations on the state of politics today or maybe even an odd moan about the parking issues outside my home, nothing, I had absolutely nothing to say.
So instead I thought keep it to music, it’s always all about the music, now this can be difficult for me choosing a subject on music that might interest others, something that might amuse or confuse anyone who is actually looking at this blog. Therefore I started looking into my music collection and thought about the sometimes ridiculous names groups and artists often decide to call themselves whether they might make a one-off recording and are therefore never heard of again or some that might have stuck around and actually made career whilst keeping the original name they had decided upon.
Pancho Villa
 
Below is a relatively small list of artists I found scattered across my music folders. What a music chart they would create and I’m sure you would agree that these would beat any current  itunes download chart or any top twenty chart rundown on a popular digital radio station (though you probaby wouldn't !).
The Dinks
 
There are four songs below but if you want to hear anymore from these wonderful names then leave me a comment….
Enjoy

The Bambi Molesters
The Dead Milkmen
Pancho Villa & The Bandits
S.C.U.M
Sir Rich & The Spanking Club
The Real Nasty
Pepper Rabbit
The Murderer’s Accordian
Lion & The Leprechauns
Howard Ice Berg & The Titanics
Dennis The Fox
The Ape Quartet
The Dinks
Gutterball
The Magic Christian
Untouchable Machine Shop
Matthew And The Atlas
Drunk On Crutches
Wee Willie & Winks
Ras Michael And The Sons Of Negus
The Brothers Comatose
Lafayette Yarborough
Brylan ‘Legs’ Walker with his Walkin’ Talkin’ Sax
The Gongettes
Frank Chickens
Diane Cluck
The Moongooners
Sir Bald Diddley & His Right Honourable Big Wigs
Mud, Blood And Beer
Henry’s Funeral Shoe
Jack Ruby & The Black Disciples
Peanut Faircloth with The Log Cabin Boys
Crippled Black Phoenix
The Mustard Men