Finally the sun has come out and remained out for more than
one day so Spring has arrived here with a hot Summer to follow (possibly who knows these day's).
What does this really mean you might ask, where are you
going with this post you might say ?
Well if the sun is out in the UK then it can only mean one
thing our sad obsession with the bar-b-q begins. Personally I just can’t see
what all the fuss is about. Yes, enjoy the good weather, enjoy the sunshine and
your gardens, backyards and municipal parks but please why spoil it all frying large pieces of
fatty meat on a fire just because you feel it is the right thing to do or if
you don’t have a bar-b-q then somehow
you are not British or not enjoying yourself properly.
So go on then and get pissed, make too much noise, annoy
your neighbours and sacrifice your weekly food bill to the great outdoors god
of Aus, because really that’s the place for it and that’s the place it should
stay, it’s not British it’s ingrained in Australian and American culture where it is generally very hot and dry every year. As a nation we can’t
do it properly but we are now indoctrinated to the point where most people can’t
ignore the problem and head of straight to the nearest supermarket of DIY
superstore as soon as we get one day of sunshine. So off you go and get too red sitting all day in
the sun, talking too loud and filling up your arteries with half a cow. Where's the salad !!!
I pity you all
Enjoy
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