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Wednesday 31 July 2013

If You Want Loyalty Buy A Dog


Modern Times = Loyalty cards
How many of this annoying little pieces of stamped cardboard do we need ?
I was struck by this thought again today whilst shopping with my dear wife in a local farm shop.
We go there occasionally maybe once every couple of months, I generally buy some beer and we buy fresh produce, we never spend more than fifteen quid and every time we get to the till the polite assistant always asks us for our loyalty card, which of course we don’t have. They have now given us a form to complete on at least three occasions but we cannot be bothered because basically how many of these little cards do we actually need in our wallets and purses at any one time ?
Nearly every coffee shop, supermarket, retail chain, farm shop, petrol station has a loyalty card, they all ask you, they want us to have them but you just can’t have them all plus what do you actually get back for your so-called loyalty ?
Some points, discounts, money off, yes all of these apparently but if they didn’t have these cards would anybody really care, I don’t think so. As a very young lad I remember collecting Green Shield stamps and filling up books and books to take them along to the store to get a new kettle or tea tray or something else usually accompanied by my mum or my old gran because it seemed to be a very non-male environment and like everything of that era in the 60’s and 70’s it died away and now people want to collect air miles or discounts to Alton Towers or get a free tea towel.
 
What’s the point……………….
 
RIP J.J CALE
 
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